State Prison Inmates Outliving People on Outside
Darn! Now the health Nazis will try to send us all to prison.

Poll: Most Think Country on Wrong Track
Do most know what is the right track?

Chavez to U.S. Officials: ‘Go to Hell’
First he tells the UN that we are led by the devil. Now he wants our officials to go to hell. I don’t think Hugo likes us. And he seems to have a Satan fixation.

Rare Snow Storm Surprises Arizona
Global Warming works in mysterious ways.

DiCaprio: I’m No ‘Piece of Cute Meat’
Well, are you a piece of ugly meat?

Jeeps Go Forth and Reproduce
The SUVs should watch out for STDs.

How to Fix a Honking Honda
Find it a Jeep?

Help, I’m Surrounded by Jerks
Jerk magnets are on their own.