eBay Announces Aggressive Buyback
Well, they’re going to pay dearly for the junk I bought there.

Garner Tells How Ring Fell Into a Drain
I can’t wait to read this! Will they follow-up with how she got the ring out of the drain?

Rhino Born from Artificial Insemination
Do we really need to know this?

Wii Helps Nintendo Year-End Profits Soar
Hopefully not out the window.

Can Polyester Save the World?
Don’t hold your breath.

Rough (but Silly) Justice and Striking (also Silly) Moves
Sounds silly to me.

Why Are There So Many Single Americans?
Because they haven’t married?