Robot Parking Garage to Open in New York
I didn’t know that parking space for robots was that much of a problem in New York.

Gore: Nations Must Take Lead in Warming
I thought he was against warming.

Rare Turtles Found Dead in Bangladesh
Did they vow that they wouldn’t be caught dead in Bangladesh?

Wizardry at Harvard: Physicists Move Light
Big deal! I’ve moved a few lights myself — without wizardry.

Electrocuted Owl Cuts Power to 23,000
That’s quite an accomplishment for an owl, especially a dead one.