N. Korea Agrees to Nuclear Disarmament
This could be really good news, but we probably won’t hear much about it. There are still too many unresolved Anna Nicole Smith issues.

Stern’s Sister: He Last Saw Smith Asleep
Where, in a dream?

Pelosi to Lead Way in Debate Over Iraq
She should be careful. They have a habit of firing guns into the air in Iraq.

Ancient Chimps May Have Used Hammers
OK, but where did they get nails?

A New School Plans to Teach Half of Classes Using Arabic
It could teach the other half using Hebrew. It might produce some interesting cultural clashes.

What You Need to Know About Flying with Fido
If you fly with dogs you might get fleas?

California’s Future May be Paved With Fees
Well, that’s better than fleas.

Thai Cops on Alert for Underage Kissing
They don’t want their innocence to go missing.

Farmer Exasperated with Wayward Donkey
That’s probably not the way the donkey sees it.