To believe that we can ‘embrace’ multiculturalism without any damage to our culture is like believing that you can pick up a turd from the clean end.*

If we are to have multiple cultures they have to be different from our culture. I suppose it’s possible that a culture exists that is superior to ours, but I haven’t discovered it yet. If another culture is superior to ours why would they want to move here? So, it is quite likely that any new culture that we might welcome to our country is inferior to our own. At least in our view — and our view is what counts.

The Church of Multiculturalism holds that embracing a different culture means that you don’t try to change them. You don’t try to assimilate them into our culture. If you do then you have to go looking for another culture to ‘embrace’. You must encourage them to stay the way they are which, remember, is inferior to our culture. If they don’t stay the way they are we can’t continue to enjoy their weirdness.

So, the pattern is clear. Welcome new backward cultures to our fair shores. Encourage them to congregate and establish their own communities in order to perpetuate their backwardness. Pretend that this is a good thing. Embrace them often — if you can find the clean end.

Seriously, I think that most of the people that come here legally are laughing up their sleeves at the multiculturalists. They come because they want a better life for themselves and their families. Sure, they might preserve some of their customs, but mostly they want to live differently than before.

*Adapted from I Can Plainly See.