Obama Offers Universal Health Care Plan
This is fantastic news for a lot of people — but I wasn’t aware that Obama is that wealthy.

Pelosi: Climate Change Is a Reality
Uh… Nancy, I think most of us learned that in elementary school.

Will Warming Lead to a Rise in Hurricanes?
Most likely. We’ve never had many hurricanes during the winter.

Rice Cautions Israel on Syria
Uh… Condi, I think Israel is already aware of the danger posed by Syria.

Lawmakers renew effort for ealth coverage
Soon they’ll know how to spell it.

Methodists tackle transition issue in clergy sex changes
What can I say?