The Associated Press reports on a brawl involving thirty women in South Los Angeles. They state that "Unique Bishop, 21, fled but turned herself into authorities and was booked for investigation of murder." This raises several questions:

• If Unique now has the power of "authorities" why was she unable to avoid being booked?
• Why did she not choose to turn herself into a bird and fly away?
• Why doesn’t the AP do a better job of editing its articles?

Okay, you can probably find a mistake or two in my writings, but I’m just an armature.