Some PETA dipstick chastised Obama for killing a fly. This time I’m with Obama. I wonder if the idiot opposes the killing of mosquitos, fleas and ticks by humans.
A circulating e-mail message suggests that you can help save someone’s job by refusing to use the automated checkout lanes at large stores. You could also demand that your milk be delivered to your door each morning and that large blocks of ice be delivered twice a week.
Can’t find a judge with two heads? How about a dwarf? A dwarf would bring a different perspective to the Court. There are a few mental dwarves on the Court but no physically small person.
If diversity and having faced struggles are now the leading criteria for selecting Supreme Court justices, I think we should have a person with two heads on the Court. There’s the bonus, as everyone knows, that two heads are better than one.
Obama plans to spend $4 billion creating “green” jobs and training the workers. These jobs will be dedicated to renovating public housing. They will replace windows, insulation, appliances and even light bulbs. How many “green” workers does it take to change a light bulb?
It’s now official government policy to be on guard for people with Ron Paul, Bob Barr or Chuck Baldwin bumper stickers. The Obama administration also wants to keep an eye on returning war veterans. It’s afraid these people might actively resist its policies. Never mind all those illegal immigrants and foreign threats, it’s the political opposition and our own soldiers that we’re focused on.
Some of the liberal commentators believe that our country is more secure now that Obama has made nice with the G20 members. The idea being that since they like us more they are less likely to attack us. But I don’t think we considered any of the G20 members to be a threat before Obama moved into the White House.
Our new president is like a child. He can not comprehend that things are not necessarily the way he wants them to be.
From Thomas Sowell: “ The same politicians who have been talking about a need for ‘affordable housing’ for years are now suddenly alarmed that home prices are falling. How can housing become more affordable unless prices fall?”
The Democrats are in charge of the White House and both houses of Congress yet they are obsessing over what Rush Limbaugh is saying. A democracy only needs a majority. A tyranny needs to control everyone.