“Different people have very different reactions to President Barack Obama. Those who listen to his rhetoric are often inspired, while those who follow what he actually does are often appalled.” –Thomas Sowell

I’m considering starting a restaurant chain and calling it the Wide Aisle Buffet. I thought about calling it the Big Ass Buffet but that might not fly in some communities.

Some PETA dipstick chastised Obama for killing a fly. This time I’m with Obama. I wonder if the idiot opposes the killing of mosquitos, fleas and ticks by humans.

A circulating e-mail message suggests that you can help save someone’s job by refusing to use the automated checkout lanes at large stores. You could also demand that your milk be delivered to your door each morning and that large blocks of ice be delivered twice a week.

Can’t find a judge with two heads? How about a dwarf? A dwarf would bring a different perspective to the Court. There are a few mental dwarves on the Court but no physically small person.

If diversity and having faced struggles are now the leading criteria for selecting Supreme Court justices, I think we should have a person with two heads on the Court. There’s the bonus, as everyone knows, that two heads are better than one.

Obama plans to spend $4 billion creating “green” jobs and training the workers. These jobs will be dedicated to renovating public housing. They will replace windows, insulation, appliances and even light bulbs. How many “green” workers does it take to change a light bulb?

It’s now official government policy to be on guard for people with Ron Paul, Bob Barr or Chuck Baldwin bumper stickers. The Obama administration also wants to keep an eye on returning war veterans.  It’s afraid these people might actively resist its policies. Never mind all those illegal immigrants and foreign threats, it’s the political opposition and our own soldiers that we’re focused on.

Some of the liberal commentators believe that our country is more secure now that Obama has made nice with the G20 members. The idea being that since they like us more they are less likely to attack us. But I don’t think we considered any of the G20 members to be a threat before Obama moved into the White House.

Our new president is like a child. He can not comprehend that things are not necessarily the way he wants them to be.